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I know the world's a broken bone
Whatever the hell we want.

qiisevil:

solarpunkybrewster:

orcboxer:

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he’s legally untouchable he’s ethically unfuckable. You don’t like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

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burned honey knows what’s up

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I did not know this about firemen

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thehussy:

questionablepastries:

fromhersoul:

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let’s hang out in November"

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a tweet from @deadm00n that reads "Trying to make plans around my friends work schedules". Attached is a screencap from Sailor Moon of the character Naru asking "Will your evil organization give you a day off, like maybe Sunday?"ALT
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hella-amberpricefield:

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When the rhythm is glad 💓😁 There is nothing to be sad 😯🙅‍♂️😞 @resident-milf 💃

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sixthrock:

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this is so funny

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crashtestjeffy:

Before the internet, librarians were the gatekeeper of knowledge. For your reading pleasure, the New York Public Library released a cache of queries and conundrums called in from the 1940s to the 1980s.

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More… https://imgur.com/gallery/100MhvX

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froggyforest:

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byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023:

byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023:

mmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm………………..

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mmmhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………..

mmmmmmmmmMWWWWEAAAAAH!

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princemolder:

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My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn’t mean anything where I didn’t have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.

posted 10 hours ago with 23,680 notes

playfullysacrilegious:

hungwy:

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I’m sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

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labelleizzy:

roach-works:

trollprincess:

comicgeekscomicgeek:

athelind:

animentality:

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Fuck Around and Find Out

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We have regular doors on either side of revolving doors because 492 people died at the Cocoanut Grove in 1942. We have radar for air traffic control and the Federal Aviation Administration because two planes collided over the Grand Canyon in 1956. Natural gas smells like that because it didn’t before it blew up the New London school in 1937 and killed around 300 people. We have a LOT of fire safety rules because of the Triangle Shirtwaist factory fire. We have stronger cockpit doors because of 9/11 and stronger security for employees because of Pacific Southwest Flight 1771 and lighted aisles on planes because of Air Canada Flight 797.

I mean, that’s just off the top of my head after getting home from working twelve hours overnight. Two hundred and twelve episodes of @disasterarea-podcast, and nearly all of them involved the disaster in question spawning new regulations or rules to prevent the same thing from happening again.

actually i’d like to point out: we have safety regulations because people PROTESTED AND FOUGHT AND STRUCK AND DEMONSTRATED AND RAISED HELL. it took the bereaved families of those who died in the triangle shirtwaist factory years of campaigning for the government to pass regulations about fire and door locks. it took open warfare–the government was sending in troops, dropping bombs– for miners in appalachia to get basic safety regulations. it takes parent groups and boycots and unions fighting cops in the street. it takes marches on washington. it takes a lot of journalism.

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the government does nothing for the silent dead, the humble dead, the polite dead. a dead body is shoveled into the ground and forgotten by the next business quarter.

safety regulations are not written in the blood of silent, disposable victims. they’re written in the blood of those who split their knuckles and screamed their throats raw for a better world.

don’t ever underestimate the value of protest.

the government does nothing for the silent dead, the humble dead, the polite dead. a dead body is shoveled into the ground and forgotten by the next business quarter.

… Don’t ever underestimate the power of protest.

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